School Story:
Mrs Belser , Somerset elementary.
"AAAAANDEEEEE OOOO'REGAN!!!" She screams in the class (using her outside voice)
Andy responds with a voice like froggy from the little rascals
"Whatya want? Y'old battle axe!"
She yells back, "By cracky, I'm gonna snatch you bald headed." Then she mumbles under her breath " Piffle de diffle "
Still cracks me up.